Frank and Ming the King

Frank

by 

Sarge

There once was a squirrel named Frank,

That gave my big tail a yank

I tried to bite him

But he sang a long hymn

Now that was quite a prank

Ming the King

by 

Sarge

I have a good friend named Ming

He acts quite like a king

He ate all my food

Then I was screwed

And that was no happy thing