Moles

In our backyard there are moles. These pesky animals dig ugly bulging tunnels under the grass. Of course it is my duty to track down the atrocious moles. So far, I have not captured any. By the time I am done removing enough grass and dirt to get to them they are already gone. I have dug about a dozen foot deep holes by now.
For some reason, my family always gets mad each time I chase a mole. If I did not fend off the moles these vicious animals might invade our house and take us prisoners. In that case I would bark and growl till they run away. Now I have told you about what I have to go through protecting my family and all they do is get annoyed. What a thankless world.